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Previously on Now Apocalypse.
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Aah!
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From the moment me and
Gabriel met, there was this
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supernatural connection between
us, and then he disappears.
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If we wanna be with another
person, we can do it together.
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It's my cam client, we
were sexting earlier.
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- Is this the pee guy?
- Yeah, Worm.
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He watched me pee in the bathtub.
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- What are you looking at?
- Pics from that photo shoot
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I did with that director guy, Otto.
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These pics are insane!
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- They're borderline porn!
- Fuck you, Uly!
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We must be spiraling
towards fucking doomsday.
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You are in such a good
mood, it's scaring me.
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I know. Shit is finally
going my way for a change.
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Like, this morning, I woke up,
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and, right out of the gate, I
hear a knocking at my door.
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Hey, Uly?
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- Are you up?
- Yeah, uh huh, just hold on.
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I made you breakfast.
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Oh! Uh...
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Thanks.
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Dude. I'm so sorry.
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I didn't mean any of those
things that I said to you.
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I'm sorry, OK? I was
acting like such an ass.
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You're my best friend in
the whole world, bro.
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And us not talking for
the past three days,
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has been the most horrible thing
that has ever happened to me.
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- Me, too.
- I love you, Uly!
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I love you, too.
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- And then you fucked?
- Yeah. No.
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See, I told you you two
would kiss and make up.
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I'm just glad that
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everything's back to normal.
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- Oh my God, now what is it?
- Huh? Oh, it's Isaac.
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Oh, is that the new guy?
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Yeah, and he's confirming
our first IRL date.
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- This Friday.
- Mmm!
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Nice! So, uh...
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how you gonna fuck it up this time?
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OK, we're here.
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Where exactly is "here"?
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I know I've been very
distracted with work lately.
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So, I wanted to do something
special to make it up to you.
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Now, put this on.
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Ahh.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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Ohh!
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Is this what I think it is?
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I honestly don't know.
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I'm not a moron, Sev.
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I know an Illuminati sex
party when I see one.
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So, check, he's gorgeous.
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Tell me again how you guys met.
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It's so...
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fairy tale, slash, vintage gay porn.
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Well...
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It was a dark and smoggy
night, and I was at work,
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chasing that homeless guy.
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And I had to climb this fence,
and I was kinda stoned.
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And so, I fall. And when I
come to, I'm on the ground.
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Totally out of it, and I
don't know where I am,
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or what's going on.
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And then I open my eyes, and I see...
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Hey.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah. Uh...
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I'm fine.
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- And then you fucked?
- Ha.
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So, uh, what's this guy do again?
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- For a living, you mean?
- Mmm.
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Homeless outreach. That's why
he was in the auto yard.
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Aw, so he's, like, a humanitarian.
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Yeah. On top of being,
like, super sweet,
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and adorable, and, unlike Gabriel,
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he doesn't disappear every five seconds.
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Oh, God. Gabriel.
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Have you heard from the
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David Copperfield of Grindr
since his last vanishing act?
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No.
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Oh. Oh my God.
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- What?
- Remember my, uh,
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my cam client, Worm?
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Mmm-hmm.
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He wants me to pee in a bottle
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for him so he can drink it.
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All right, so this is our specialty,
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aphrodisiac cocktail.
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It's vodka, with fresh
ginger and cinnamon, plus...
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a special secret ingredient.
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It's not jizz, is it?
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- No.
- Ah, word.
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Thanks, Jacques.
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Oh! Ahh...
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Wow! This place is lit!
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Check out that dude's arms!
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I didn't know that was your type.
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What do you mean? Dude is swole, man.
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I wonder what his workout routine is.
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Can I interest you in some weed lube?
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No, thank you. I don't do weed.
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Oh, it won't make you stoned,
it just gets your vagina high.
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My vagina doesn't want to get high.
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Why not?
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I'll take some.
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OK, cool. give me your feet. Come here.
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Do me now.
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There's a couple people I
need to say hi to, so...
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Why don't you try and
make some new friends?
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Don't worry, I won't be long.
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Uh, all right.
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Um, we're still just hooking up
together as a couple, right?
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Of course, but...
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don't be afraid to get
your hands a little dirty.
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Just remember to ask permission
before touching anyone.
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It's party rules.
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Affirmative consent,
and all that nonsense.
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Affirmative consent?
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It's this thing American people do.
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'Cause they aren't sophisticated enough
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to communicate through body language.
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You, however,
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shouldn't have that problem.
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Look at you.
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Everyone wants to fuck you.
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- I'll be back shortly.
- OK.
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So, Worm...
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is coming here to meet us
for pee cocktail hour?
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No! Are you insane?
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I'm supposed to leave
it in a bottle outside,
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- he's gonna pick it up.
- Oh, well, obviously.
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How much, how much money
should I ask for?
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I dunno, is there some way
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to assess supply and demand
on the urine black market?
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Uh, some whores on Reddit are
saying they charge $200 a bottle.
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- That sounds about right.
- Yeah, OK, so,
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I'll start with $200, but
I'm open to negotiation.
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I mean, I kinda have
to pee anyway, so...
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So, do you come here often?
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This is my first time, actually.
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- How about you?
- Oh, I'm a regular.
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This is definitely one of the
best sex parties in the city.
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So, um, are you here alone?
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I'm with my sub.
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Bitch!
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This is Bitch. You want
him to suck you off?
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Oh, uh, I'm good.
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Thank you for asking.
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Should I have asked for
less? How long has it been?
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Like 90 seconds.
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Actually, you know what?
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My bodily fluids go for top dollar,
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or they go for nothing.
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You're such a modern businesswoman.
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Hmm.
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To leaning in.
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OMG. Worm just Venmo'd me $200.
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Wait...
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Is it tragic that my pee is
more valuable than my ideas?
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Try not to overthink it.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Can you finish that?
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Hmm? Oh, what, no!
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No, eww!
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Seriously, he's gonna be
here like any second.
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I don't wanna run into him in person.
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You are gross.
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Be right back!
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Me and Zeke
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had the most incredible
threesome last week,
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with a trans masculine we met on Tinder.
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It's like my soul has expanded
from sharing so much pleasure.
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Mmm, so you and Zeke have been
seeing each other a lot, huh?
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Yeah, we have intense NRE.
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What's NRE?
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New relationship energy.
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It's like, when you're really into
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someone new and you get butterflies.
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Oh! Right.
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Mmm.
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When you're poly, and your partner,
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like, has it with someone else,
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NRE can be gnarly.
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But then you learn that
it's not really a threat.
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Yeah, it's like, wanting to fuck
someone, or having a crush on them,
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it fades.
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You know, it's not the same
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as being in a committed relationship.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Ohh.
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Oh, fucking shit.
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Oh, fuck, goddammit.
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Oh my God.
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There you are. I've been
looking all over for you.
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Well, you found me.
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Everyone here is so nice!
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I know, it's unbearable.
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Hey, so, have you heard of NRE?
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- I have.
- It just makes so much sense, right?
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I mean, sex and love aren't
necessarily the same thing.
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- True.
- Hmm? Anyway.
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I have some people I want you to meet.
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- Oh my God, hurry up!
- I am! Jeez, I have fucking heels on!
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- Go.
- Good? OK. Go! Go!
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Hey guys! This is Severine.
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My girlfriend.
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Well, hello there, gorgeous.
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What's your guys' rule?
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Hi!
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I wanna suck your cock.
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Cool.
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Do I have your enthusiastic consent?
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Um, yes!
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OK, then.
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Hello?
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Is anyone there?
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You can run, Ulysses, but you
can't escape your destiny.
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Only you and I know the truth.
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We're the only ones that can stop them.
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Come on, Uly!
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Stop acting like you can't see
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what's right in front of your eyes.
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- What do you mean?
- The human race,
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is finito,
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man, game over.
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It's the end of the fucking
world as we know it.
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I am the archangel Gabriel that
stands in the presence of God.
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And I am sent to deliver unto thee,
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joyous tidings of catastrophic doom.
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So?
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Gabriel, the trumpeter!
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Harbinger of the apocalypse!
Remember the dream that I had.
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Do you remember what I said about
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taking a break from all the pot smoking?
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You high right now?
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A little. But that, that,
that's not the point.
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Oh my God, Uly, no, it's
like exactly the point.
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You are perpetually baked.
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And then you wonder why your life is
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like a friggin' Salvador Dali painting.
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Jesus, ugh.
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Maybe, but still, in my dream,
there was a fucking spaceship!
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Uly...
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Why don't you just like,
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try going cold turkey
for, like, a few days,
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and seeing if it makes a difference.
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What do you have to lose?
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So it's settled! All right.
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Today is day one, weed
and hallucination free.
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Argh.
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Yeah, you know, I, uh,
but I got that big date
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- with Isaac later.
- OK. So, who cares?
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It's all the more reason to
start with a clean slate.
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First day of the rest
of your life! Etcetera.
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Uhh...
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Uh, but then, also,
I'm-gonna, I'm gonna be,
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I'm gonna be so nervous, you know.
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Uly...
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You know, I have so much faith
in you, that you're gonna...
259
00:14:34,963 --> 00:14:37,140
You're, um, heh.
260
00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:38,705
What?
261
00:14:38,706 --> 00:14:40,176
Turn around.
262
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,189
Isn't that...?
263
00:14:49,608 --> 00:14:51,470
Ooh.
264
00:14:51,471 --> 00:14:54,982
Oh my God, dude. You were right,
my life is frickin' over!
265
00:14:54,983 --> 00:14:57,198
It's not that bad, man. Really.
266
00:14:57,199 --> 00:14:58,420
You think?
267
00:14:58,421 --> 00:15:01,684
Yeah, yeah. You just, you
just need to calm down.
268
00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:03,294
How, how did you find out about it?
269
00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:04,687
What are you talking about?
270
00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:06,215
I walked out of the gym today, and...
271
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,700
Man, what am I gonna do?
272
00:15:17,701 --> 00:15:20,964
Just, OK, just, everything's
gonna be fine, OK?
273
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:22,649
The human body is beautiful!
274
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:25,534
And, and you don't have
anything to be ashamed of.
275
00:15:25,535 --> 00:15:28,449
But my dick is blown up,
giant sized, all over town!
276
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:29,929
How is that gonna look
when I'm trying to
277
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,279
get taken seriously as a screenwriter?
278
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,325
I, I'm sure that's all gonna
be fine. It's Hollywood!
279
00:15:34,326 --> 00:15:36,545
Nobody gives a shit about anything
other than themselves anyway.
280
00:15:36,546 --> 00:15:39,026
I dunno, dude, I'm really worried.
281
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,771
Oh, shit! It's Sev! Fuck!
282
00:15:44,772 --> 00:15:45,587
What do I do?
283
00:15:45,588 --> 00:15:47,904
You got to uh, you
gotta tell her, right?
284
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,341
Meh, do I? You know, I
don't wanna get her mad.
285
00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:52,169
Yeah, but it sorta... it sorta
feels like you have to,
286
00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:53,301
'cause she's gonna find out eventually.
287
00:15:53,302 --> 00:15:55,129
Yeah, I guess.
288
00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:56,652
Should I pick it up?
289
00:15:56,653 --> 00:15:58,480
You've gotta pick it up.
290
00:16:03,116 --> 00:16:04,422
OK, yeah.
291
00:16:06,729 --> 00:16:09,099
Hey... babe.
292
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,967
- Ford?
- So, um...
293
00:16:13,061 --> 00:16:15,671
Something kinda happened.
294
00:16:15,672 --> 00:16:16,846
Good start.
295
00:16:16,847 --> 00:16:18,413
What do you mean?
296
00:16:18,414 --> 00:16:20,462
You remember those pictures
297
00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:22,678
I showed you a couple
days ago, that Otto took?
298
00:16:22,679 --> 00:16:24,282
That's why I was calling.
299
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,508
- Oh.
- I'm looking
300
00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:28,162
at an image of you,
301
00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:31,338
almost naked, on the
side of a skyscraper.
302
00:16:31,339 --> 00:16:33,764
- What!
- Yes!
303
00:16:33,765 --> 00:16:38,172
Your penis bulge is the size
of a single family home.
304
00:16:38,173 --> 00:16:41,784
Shit, Sev, ok, listen to me,
ok? I can explain this, um...
305
00:16:41,785 --> 00:16:43,439
The last thing on the planet that
306
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,092
I ever wanna do is to embarrass you.
307
00:16:45,093 --> 00:16:46,658
I'm not embarrassed.
308
00:16:46,659 --> 00:16:49,759
On the contrary, I
find it highly erotic.
309
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,131
What, wait, what?
310
00:16:51,926 --> 00:16:53,448
- You do?
- Now what is she saying?
311
00:16:53,449 --> 00:16:54,875
Shut the... really?
312
00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:58,018
Yea. And I've already made plans for us
313
00:16:58,019 --> 00:17:01,282
to have another very
special adventure tonight.
314
00:17:01,283 --> 00:17:04,351
Can you come by my apartment
around ten o'clock?
315
00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:09,095
Uh, y-yeah, sure.
316
00:17:09,921 --> 00:17:11,693
Perfect, see you then.
317
00:17:11,694 --> 00:17:13,990
OK, well...
318
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,623
bye, babe.
319
00:17:18,878 --> 00:17:20,537
What did she say?
320
00:17:21,629 --> 00:17:22,699
I...
321
00:17:24,089 --> 00:17:26,803
Oh, shit! Who...
322
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:33,380
Oh. Let me guess.
You're my new roommate?
323
00:17:38,255 --> 00:17:40,605
Start making you guys wear name tags.
324
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,033
Oh my God, I'm gonna
fucking pee my pants.
325
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:47,894
- Wait. Don't go in there.
- Why not?
326
00:17:47,895 --> 00:17:49,698
It's occupied.
327
00:17:49,699 --> 00:17:50,777
By who?
328
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,029
Yeah, I was a little short
on rent this month, so...
329
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,379
I'm Airbnb'ing out my
room for a couple nights.
330
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,491
I'll just sleep on the
couch, it's no big.
331
00:17:57,492 --> 00:18:00,393
You've been living here
for less than four hours.
332
00:18:00,861 --> 00:18:02,406
I know that?
333
00:18:03,193 --> 00:18:04,894
OK.
334
00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:09,242
Shit.
335
00:18:13,029 --> 00:18:14,204
Fuck, fuck.
336
00:18:21,254 --> 00:18:22,319
Ah.
337
00:18:26,769 --> 00:18:28,769
_
338
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,504
_
339
00:18:52,677 --> 00:18:54,677
_
340
00:18:54,678 --> 00:18:56,357
OK, are, are they out
of the bathroom yet?
341
00:18:56,358 --> 00:18:57,429
Shh, shh, shh.
342
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:59,356
No. Why?
343
00:18:59,357 --> 00:19:01,576
Because I need to take a fucking shower.
344
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,753
_
345
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,019
Hey! I need to use the bathroom.
346
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:11,304
What is going on in there?
347
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,295
Hello! Can you hear me?
348
00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:22,954
Oh my... Oh my God, no.
349
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:26,427
OK, you know what? No.
This is not acceptable.
350
00:19:26,428 --> 00:19:27,602
They need to leave now.
351
00:19:27,603 --> 00:19:29,845
Well, contact Airbnb if you want.
352
00:19:30,392 --> 00:19:31,717
_
353
00:19:31,718 --> 00:19:33,672
_
354
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,521
No, you tell them to
leave. This is my house!
355
00:19:37,722 --> 00:19:41,093
_
356
00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:44,548
OK, listen.
357
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,839
I need you to get this fuckin' weird,
358
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,537
UNICEF family out of here!
359
00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:52,409
And I need you to go sleep
in your own fucking room!
360
00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:54,902
OK, I literally feel
like I'm being assaulted
361
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,761
by your white privilege right now.
362
00:19:56,762 --> 00:20:01,179
Oh my God. Oh my fucking God!
363
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:04,030
I'm glad that you're not
super materialistic.
364
00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:05,768
Because social work is many things,
365
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,816
but well-paying is not one of them.
366
00:20:07,817 --> 00:20:11,907
Yeah! I've always been kinda
turned off by brazen consumerism.
367
00:20:11,908 --> 00:20:14,692
You know? Always wanting
more, and more, and more.
368
00:20:14,693 --> 00:20:16,523
It's like a cancer eating away at
369
00:20:16,524 --> 00:20:18,566
your soul. But then again, I'm poor.
370
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:19,959
If I was rich,
371
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,853
maybe I'd feel differently.
372
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,914
I was into the whole
minimalism thing for a while.
373
00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:26,052
Oh, really?
374
00:20:26,053 --> 00:20:29,185
I mean, I still have way too much stuff.
375
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,470
But I can appreciate the basic concept.
376
00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:33,070
Just getting rid of all
the junk in your life
377
00:20:33,071 --> 00:20:35,322
to make room for what's meaningful.
378
00:20:36,183 --> 00:20:37,183
Like?
379
00:20:38,217 --> 00:20:40,022
Like relationships,
380
00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:43,112
people that you care about,
and cool experiences.
381
00:20:43,113 --> 00:20:45,527
Life is just time,
right? So, once you...
382
00:20:45,528 --> 00:20:48,178
strip away all the
extraneous bullshit, then
383
00:20:48,179 --> 00:20:50,380
you make room for the
stuff that matters.
384
00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:52,382
- Yeah, I dunno.
- Mm.
385
00:20:52,383 --> 00:20:55,211
Maybe I'm already drunk,
or something, but...
386
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,083
that makes a frightening
amount of sense to me.
387
00:21:07,072 --> 00:21:08,317
You all right?
388
00:21:09,051 --> 00:21:10,119
Huh?
389
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:12,948
Ha, yeah.
390
00:21:14,558 --> 00:21:16,692
Yeah, uh, sorry.
391
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:19,941
I think I may have drank my
drink just a little too fast.
392
00:21:19,942 --> 00:21:23,306
Do you wanna get some
fresh air or something?
393
00:21:23,307 --> 00:21:25,219
Yeah. That sounds good.
394
00:22:10,092 --> 00:22:12,419
- You know what's cool?
- Mmm?
395
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:16,118
It's cool that, even in a city
with millions of people in it,
396
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,083
that there's still spots like this.
397
00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,862
I used to come here all the time,
398
00:22:20,863 --> 00:22:24,201
just to, like, be alone
with my thoughts, and,
399
00:22:24,202 --> 00:22:25,941
listen to the sounds.
400
00:22:25,942 --> 00:22:28,348
Yeah, L.A. can be a little overwhelming.
401
00:22:28,349 --> 00:22:30,376
It's sort of like a deranged
cartoon or something.
402
00:22:31,265 --> 00:22:34,441
Yeah, it gets pretty crazy down there.
403
00:22:34,968 --> 00:22:36,810
From this perspective though...
404
00:22:38,098 --> 00:22:40,756
it seems so serene and perfect.
405
00:22:41,788 --> 00:22:44,860
You know, now that I'm used to it.
406
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,415
Can't really imagine
being anywhere else.
407
00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:49,934
Yeah, same here.
408
00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:52,024
I guess we're just both weirdos.
409
00:22:53,045 --> 00:22:55,528
Yeah, guess we are.
410
00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:00,980
- Cold?
- Hmm? Oh, sort of.
411
00:23:01,993 --> 00:23:03,045
Just, uh...
412
00:23:04,646 --> 00:23:06,496
But I'm having a really nice time.
413
00:23:08,193 --> 00:23:09,371
So am I.
414
00:23:27,349 --> 00:23:31,019
Wow, I've wanted to do that for so long.
415
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:32,847
Me, too.
416
00:23:32,848 --> 00:23:34,544
No, seriously, from like
417
00:23:34,545 --> 00:23:36,495
the second you walked
into the bar tonight.
418
00:23:38,158 --> 00:23:40,226
I've wanted to kiss you since
the first night we met.
419
00:23:40,813 --> 00:23:42,770
- When you were lying on the ground?
- Yeah.
420
00:23:42,771 --> 00:23:45,251
Then, too. I mean, I wanted
to make sure your back
421
00:23:45,252 --> 00:23:47,363
- wasn't, like, broken or anything.
- Right.
422
00:23:54,186 --> 00:23:55,685
I wanna go some...
somewhere where we can
423
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:57,526
make out for real, and
take our clothes off.
424
00:23:57,527 --> 00:23:58,786
Yeah?
425
00:23:58,787 --> 00:24:01,963
My, uh, roommate is-is
gone for the night,
426
00:24:01,964 --> 00:24:03,400
so we'll have the place to ourselves.
427
00:24:04,117 --> 00:24:05,294
I'm already there.
428
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:09,646
OK, let's go.
429
00:24:14,239 --> 00:24:17,038
_
430
00:24:43,369 --> 00:24:46,982
_
431
00:25:05,092 --> 00:25:07,463
- Ford?
- Yeah, babe.
432
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,706
I'll be there in a minute. Hold on.
433
00:25:12,883 --> 00:25:15,950
God. I want you so fucking bad.
434
00:25:15,951 --> 00:25:17,691
Same.
435
00:25:17,692 --> 00:25:19,693
No. No, like, like
436
00:25:19,694 --> 00:25:21,608
my dick is so hard,
437
00:25:21,609 --> 00:25:24,068
- that it hurts.
- I know, mine too.
438
00:25:27,419 --> 00:25:29,485
That's the, that's the
thing with gay guys,
439
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,270
it's like the same for both of us.
440
00:25:31,271 --> 00:25:32,619
It's definitely one advantage
441
00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:34,098
that we have over straight people.
442
00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:35,992
Or, or it's a drawback.
443
00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,253
Because we're both horny as fuck right
444
00:25:38,254 --> 00:25:39,756
now, and no one's being sensible.
445
00:25:39,757 --> 00:25:42,933
- True.
- Mmm. Oh.
446
00:25:42,934 --> 00:25:46,285
But let's, let's, let's not
have full on sex tonight.
447
00:25:46,286 --> 00:25:48,765
- I mean, I don't wanna rush things.
- Whatever you wanna do.
448
00:25:48,766 --> 00:25:51,585
Do you wanna suck each other
off? Or just hand jobs?
449
00:25:53,130 --> 00:25:54,582
Hand jobs only though?
450
00:25:57,403 --> 00:25:58,529
Are you OK?
451
00:25:58,530 --> 00:26:00,122
Yeah. Yeah!
452
00:26:00,779 --> 00:26:02,388
Yeah?
453
00:26:02,389 --> 00:26:04,587
Yeah. Uh...
454
00:26:07,851 --> 00:26:09,395
Sorry. Yeah, I'm good.
455
00:26:09,396 --> 00:26:10,704
Uh...
456
00:26:11,790 --> 00:26:13,819
Um, I'm... uh, I'm sorry.
457
00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:16,706
Maybe we should, we should wait.
458
00:26:16,707 --> 00:26:20,850
Sure, um, it's no problem.
459
00:26:22,431 --> 00:26:24,148
- Let's wait then.
- I'm sorry, I just,
460
00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:26,325
I, uh, I really,
461
00:26:26,326 --> 00:26:30,917
- really like you. And I...
- I, I wanna do whatever you wanna do.
462
00:26:34,307 --> 00:26:36,749
OK? For real.
463
00:26:38,142 --> 00:26:40,797
OK. Uh, cool.
464
00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:54,440
So...
465
00:26:54,441 --> 00:26:56,746
I don't think I can
resist you much longer.
466
00:26:56,747 --> 00:26:58,127
Yeah, me neither.
467
00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:01,021
To be continued?
468
00:27:01,022 --> 00:27:03,727
Def-definitely. Definitely
to, to be continued.
469
00:27:07,596 --> 00:27:10,063
I had the best fucking date
of my life with you tonight.
470
00:27:10,836 --> 00:27:11,985
Yeah...
471
00:27:13,373 --> 00:27:14,657
Yeah, me too.
472
00:27:17,442 --> 00:27:20,117
Look, I, I, um, I know this feels...
473
00:27:20,118 --> 00:27:23,033
kinda shitty, right now, but...
474
00:27:23,034 --> 00:27:25,732
I mean, tomorrow, we're gonna
be so glad that we waited.
475
00:27:25,733 --> 00:27:27,951
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
476
00:27:30,390 --> 00:27:32,869
OK, uh, yeah.
477
00:27:32,870 --> 00:27:35,155
- I'll walk you to your car.
- OK, cool.
478
00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:44,185
Ready?
479
00:27:44,186 --> 00:27:45,905
Mmm-hmm, yeah.
480
00:27:49,039 --> 00:27:50,670
Let's, let's go.
481
00:27:50,671 --> 00:27:52,085
OK.
482
00:27:56,746 --> 00:27:57,956
Fuck tomorrow.
483
00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:02,070
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